My university

I belong to a university,
that's really quite a smurfcity,
where everyone loves the food,
and everyone's awesomely cool.

They teach everything that you can think,
from how to draw an eye that winks,
to how to make your poems sound,
malicious and scary all around.

The founder is a friend of mine,
I'll do my best to keep her in line,
but she does so like to play,
with her students in every way,

Remember you can teach too,
submitting an application is all you have to do,
or being a student would be quite nice,
though, I would prefer to have rice.